Ha, Dare to Know Me

Introductions are always the worst part of writing.  I always start in the middle, but I tend to jump right into things completely skipping the normal introduction.  So if there is somebody who cares to read this you should probably know some things about me.  I am NOT a jersey shore character.  Unfortunately, none of my relatives are famous, although if any celebrities excluding Paris Hilton and Tom Cruise want to claim me then that is perfectly fine by me.  I will not be recounting wild nights of passion or mornings spent hung over a dorm room toilet.  I can't tell you anything about having a pretend job fabricated by MTV producers.  I am not a beauty queen, but I am not morbidly obese.  Hoarding animals or worthless junk will never be my forte.  I have only mild addictions to crazy things like string cheese and the TV show Criminal Minds, no heroin or crack. My ass will never look like Kim K's and I'm past the point of becoming a teen mom.  I'm a real live person.  Not a reality show star or a celebrity.  Sometimes I think we all forget what real people are like with all the scripted reality shows on TV.  Especially real live young adults.  I'm a college student.  I'll probably make a lot of jokes about a lot of people but that doesn't mean I hate them or anything harsh.  Everybody needs a good laugh.  I actually watch the news and care.  Although, if I ran my own news broadcasting station I would definitely only report the good things that happen in the world because we have plenty of stations that cover the bad.  Seriously, the weather would always be 72 according to my weather guy.  I enjoy knowing what other people think, but I rarely let that affect my own opinion.  Sillyness is my number one hobby.  It's fun and growing up is not that fun so I have to have that balance.  I really haven't got a clue about what I'm going to write on a daily basis but I'm sure it will come to me.